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  1. 12-27-2009 06:02 AM #1
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    What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

    Time to get a new fence.
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    I don't understand. Where might someone live where this would be a possibility?
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    Why was this character banned
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    Quote Originally Posted by brian View Post
    probably because he was posting like 20 posts per minute,everywhere
    why was THIS character banned?
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    I read this exact joke on a cherry laffy taffy today.
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    The answer is it's time to call the zoo. Obviously one escaped and they should probably be informed so they can recapture the rampaging pachyderm before someone gets hurt.
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    What if he sits on the fence, but he doesn't put on his weight on it and it doesn't break.
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    It's 4:20 'cause yer seeing elephants you fuckin stoner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurple View Post
    What if he sits on the fence, but he doesn't put on his weight on it and it doesn't break.
    Sounds like a question for the Philosoraptor (damn this section not letting you post pictures)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey_Master View Post
    Australia.
    Australia?

    I would rather say India or African countries like Kenya. Are there many elephants in Australia? I have been there once and didn't see one.

    "Time to call the zoo" is a good answer - anyway, I don't reall like joke like this one. There just a little too simple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carsto View Post
    Australia?

    I would rather say India or African countries like Kenya. Are there many elephants in Australia? I have been there once and didn't see one.

    "Time to call the zoo" is a good answer - anyway, I don't reall like joke like this one. There just a little too simple.
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